All teevee is not created equal

Why is it that when you are in a hotel with a large flat screen teevee your channel selection is limited at best. Maybe you have the Discovery channel. If you are lucky you get HBO. If you have no luck then you watch CNN or Sky news for 6 hours. But when the teevee in your hotel room is 20" across, measured diagonally, then you get every channel known to man. At this moment I can watch Goodfellas, The Time Machine, some soft core porn and 50 other channels. So it's not as good as being home, but for a hotel room I have nothing to complain about. Except for the size of the teevee. 20" ,measured diagonally, is simply not cutting it. Maybe if this room was a little smaller it wouldn't seem so bad. This is what I have to complain about. The size of the teevee in my 4 star hotel room. That and the fact that I have to be down stairs at 7:30am tomorrow morning. Good night. Sleep well.