Suck it

I lost my ipod today. I know where I left it. On the counter that you get your deposit slips from at the Citibank. I went in there to deposit a check for someone. This transaction had nothing to do with me but wound up costing me $350. No good deed goes unpunished. I realized it was gone when I was on the train. A good 15 minutes after ipod and I parted company. Initially I was angry at the guy leaning across the counter taking up all the space. Even though he is total fucking piece of shit and should be living in a garbage dump I harbor no ill feelings towards him. He didn't take my ipod from me. He did influence my decision to slam ipod down on counter when he finally moved over after I repeatedly "said excuse me." But that is where his involvement in this story ends. I don't even know if it is he who wound up with my ipod. I hope whoever found it enjoys the music and finds something new that they haven't heard before. I will get another ipod. And whoever stole mine will still be a piece of shit.