An empty bottle of Crown Royal whiskey. I have hidden some ridiculous stuff in various places at hotels around the world. I have never hidden anything under my mattress. Except porn, but that was when I was a kid, living at home.
I'd rather have a bottle underneath me than a something...
Once again I forgot to mention what motivated me to write in the first place. I was thinking of bed bugs and decided to look under my mattress and see if anything was doing down there. I lifted the mattress and saw something under the box spring cover. A container of some sort. I wondered what the hell it was until I finally lifted the box spring cover and found this: 
An empty bottle of Crown Royal whiskey. I have hidden some ridiculous stuff in various places at hotels around the world. I have never hidden anything under my mattress. Except porn, but that was when I was a kid, living at home.
An empty bottle of Crown Royal whiskey. I have hidden some ridiculous stuff in various places at hotels around the world. I have never hidden anything under my mattress. Except porn, but that was when I was a kid, living at home.